Burn baby burn!!

Weeding is great. There's very little more satisfying than walking up to the little parasites that have invaded your property and grabbing them by the neck and ripping them out one by one, clear from root to tip, away from their life source, thereby reclaiming your land, and then tossing them into a merciless inferno and listening to them disintegrate into a harmless pile of ash. I love it!!! To top it all off, I cleared my entire front yard and didn't even chip a nail. I am freaking awesome.